Mens Waxing Pittsburgh

Non so cosa fare, fa caldo ma non ho voglia di andare in piscina. Mi sono appena mangiato un piatto di spaghetti con un sugo all'amatriciana osceno. Però l'ho magiato tutto. Allora scrivo un po', che mi diverto così, io.

Stamattina mi sono svegliato alle 8.45 perché qualche stronzo ha suonato al citofono. Belin, è sabato mattina and some anonymous asshole I rang at 8.45 to the telephone at home. I reply: "Who is it?". Nothing. I could hear only the voices of other neighbors, too, to ask "Who is it?". Nothing. I went back to sleep, but do not sleep any more and I had to get up. Saturday morning.

I made the coffee, I ate a yogurt Sterzing, cereals and berries, I drank the juice. It was not grapefruit, but I drank the same. It was red, maybe Ace, I jumped on the white tablecloth, but it is plastic and luckily I had no shirt on, so I did not impataccata. Yesterday, with the amatriciana filthy that I did today at lunch, I even impataccato shirt. Besides, even the stain on his shirt. And the worst thing is that there amatriciana sauce n'ho still very much in the fridge. I know that he had him in the toilet. I think so.

Then I went to buy the newspaper La Repubblica. There is also the insert, I woman, a euro-fifty on Saturday. I have read it in the kitchen, the new white plastic tablecloth and bought the Pina because the other, the flowers, Pippolos has mangled with her hands. We do not know how, but he perforated with nails. The

amatriciana Ansiolin gave me success, Simon, the baby sitter Pippolos in sti days is to stretch the shirts and I made the sauce as well. Do not ask him if he lets me eat more, better fresh oil and go. Ansiolin, that yesterday morning I was at Sir called me to complrarle the bottle of mineral water for ironing my shirts yesterday and asked me if I buy the five-liter bottle for next time. But tap water is not the same thing in the iron?

On the Republic, on the last page of advertising, there was a big picture of 4711, the eau de Cologne, which is so called because the factory in Germany in Cologne. I remember when you Bammaeo rubbed his hair with 4711, every morning before going to work. After years and years he discovered that his hair had turned green for that, because the cologne is not for the friction capelli. Adesso usa il Panten, prima usava un altro prodotto e gli erano diventati i capelli blu, adesso ce li ha bianchi normali.

Stamattina mi sono letto un po' di aritcoli sul giornale, Berlusconi intercettato, Kim Rossi Stewart che ha travolto un sub e gli hanno dovuto amputare un braccio, un paziente morto per una flebo sbagliata all'ospedale, Vucinic a processo per un pugno in faccia alla ex fidanzata, crisi dei consumi, alla pagina di Veltroni mi sono fermato e sono passato allo sport. La Roma a caccia di una punta, ma Mutu costa troppo. Poi mi sono scaldato l'amatriciana, con gli spaghetti già pronti da ieri, un minuto e mezzo nel microonde. Belin.

Quando accendo il cellulare, la mattina, ci sono sempre quattro o cinque messaggi di qualcuno che ha chiamato. Peccato che molte volte sono numeri che non riconosco oppure numeri privati e allora spesso le chiamate che mi interessano non le vedo. E la segreteria, 42020, la voce metallica, amen.

Fra un mese ci sono le olimpiadi, se fossi un calciatore giocare nell'Olimpica mi piacerebbe. Secondo me, l'Olimpica è sottovalutata. Poi giochi con squadre che non ci giocheresti mai, africane e oceaniche, che figata.

Altre figate: quando sei sudato, uscire in motorino, che ti si asciuga il sudore; farti la doccia, quando ce n'hai davvero voglia; mangiarti un calippo o un fior di fragola; prendere la metropolitana, quando le porte si stanno già chiudendo; giocare a badminton ma on the grass, watching Wimbledon, the semi-finals of a single male at 90 goals away from home and ends 0 and 1 for you, if you really hungry squids, ping pong and then the sea bath; pizza at 18.45 to the sea, the Farm in roadside restaurants, a can of Coca Cola, if you drink more beer, the chin8, I recently found out. Piss, when I broke the bladder. Ditto for hunting.

For the rest, maybe go to the movies today. Except that I have to get there, are 14.09, the first show is at 17.30, I thought of going to see Gomorrah, only I'm reading the book, I miss twenty pages to finish it, if I may finish before 17:30. But maybe. Today is the grand prize, but it sucks. A

me sports on TV I like the Olympics, but they start in a month.

I'm going to take the fan there, I'll be back. Do not go away.

I switched it on a chair behind me, I put it down, turn. It gives a little 'annoyance, but not too much. To me the air conditioning so-so.

Last time there were twins in via Merulana with white hair, will have had 65 years, walked the same, swinging his right arm in time. I never thought that the twins grow old, same old people, an absurd scene. They were silent.